The "Golden Arches" Rule of Acquisition: Hamburgers = Profit!

The greedy alien Ferengi of Star Trek meet the hamburger-burgling crook of McDonaldland in this new mashup design!  I was inspired by the VERY creepy-looking early versions of the Hamburglar from the 1970s, when he at various times resembled: Killer BOB from Twin Peaks, a backalley pervert flasher, and a member of the Ferengi!  I went with the least-offensive but most creepy of the three!

 Enjoy this gallery of cursed Hamburglars of yore for reference:

Two Spring Conventions for 2026!

Hey there Funky Fans.....I know it's been a minute since I've posted here.  It's been a hell of a year, emphasis on HELL.  As I emerge from my den like the groundhog, I see SPRING on the horizon!  

With a new season comes two new events I will be participating in: first up is WonderCon Anaheim the final weekend of March!  If you're in SoCal, swing by the Anaheim Convention Center between Friday March 27th - Sunday March 29th to see me and thousands of other amazing artists at my biggest show of the year!  I'll be in Artist's Alley, in my usual spot, Table D-55 (hall map below)

Up next, I will be in Artist's Alley at the INAUGURAL show of the new Comic Con Oakland!  

This show will be at the Oakland Marriott Convention Center in Downtown Oakland the weekend of May 9th-10th.  More details about my table location to come!

Casa Sanchez, Morty! I...I'm embracing our roots, M-M-Morrrty! CASA RICK SANCHEZ!!!

 We're doing mashups now, Morty! W-w-e're gonna reaaaallly go back to our familia, Morty.....we're gon-we're gonna go back to our family business, real nostalgia shit, Morty!

If you're a fan of the classic San Francisco taqueria / tortilla chips & salsa brand, this mashup is for you!

Join Rick "Casa Sanchez" riding the corn rocket through space & time!  

Sticker now available in my Etsy Store!

You've got the Shinning! You mean SHINING.... SHH! Ya wanna get sued?!

 All work and no play make Jack......Extremely Online.  Meanwhile, Wendy is doing her best to avoid the slaughterhouse!  Behold my latest parody stickers, featuring Jack Torrance and Wendy Torrance from Stephen King's The Shining, (Well, really more of Stanley Kubrick's version.....long story.)

Both of these and many other sticker designs are available NOW in my Etsy Store!

funkybatdraws.etsy.com

Who or what is Santos L. Halper?

I know the GOP is full of liars and frauds, but even Trump himself can't quite outdo this creep George Santos when it comes to dogpiling the lies!  He's the Big Boy of Bullshit!

STICKERS are now FOR SALE in my Etsy Store! https://www.etsy.com/listing/1478899837/santos-big-lies-vinyl-sticker

Elon the Vampire Bat Bleeds Dry Another Victim

 Twitter is a hellscape, so I am not exactly going to mourn it's new undead status.  But just when I thought that place couldn't get worse.....

In the meantime, as long as this digital cancer still exists, feel free to follow my Twitter! @Funkybat1

A tasty blast from the past - Mister Donut sign

Howdy Funkybat pals, take a gander at my latest creation: a tribute to a dear departed favorite treat from my childhood, Mister Donut.  The "brother-in-law" of Dunkin' Donuts, This fried dough-dishing fella was felled by his more famous relation nigh 30-odd years ago.  But the retro coolness factor will always belong to Mister Donut!  

This illustration is really just a warm-up to a full depiction of an entire Mister Donut store building that I am still in progress on.  For now, enjoy this jaunty sign, which will be available in limited quantities from my Etsy store soon after WonderCon has concluded.  If you just can't wait to get a print, head over to Anaheim this weekend and grab one from my table (D-55).

News & notes - My new Etsy Shop and return to WonderCon Anaheim

Hello Funkybat fans!  I am pleased to announce the debut of my new Etsy shop: etsy.com/shop/Funkybatdraws  I've uploaded my latest artistic creations as well as some old favorites.  Free shipping on all purchases within the USA!   Check it out!

I'm also excited to announce that after a two-year break due to COVID, I am once again exhibiting my wares at WonderCon in Anaheim.  The show is Friday-Sunday, April 1st-3rd.  If you're in Southern CA (or care to take a trip there) come and say hello, I'll be in Artist's Alley at table D-55

WonderCon 2022

The Sale has Begun! Welcome WonderCon customers!

For Fae Archaic products - follow this link: faearchaic.bigcartel.com

My Art Collaboration with Colette de la Creme - follow this link: www.etsy.com/shop/ColettedelaCreme

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Funkybat Designs: ALL ITEMS BELOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE - Send payment via PayPal to kevinnw@hotmail.com ! (Free Shipping on all items!)

-= Illustrated Prints =-

8 1/2 x 11" print - $15.00

8 1/2 x 11" print - $15.00

13 x 19" print - $20.00

13 x 19" print - $20.00

11 x 8 1/2" print - $15.00

8 1/2 x 11" print - $15.00 - or - 13 x 19" print - $20.00

8 1/2 x 11" print - $15.00 - or - 13 x 19" print - $20.00

8 1/2 x 11" print - $15.00 - or - 13 x 19" print - $20.00

8 1/2 x 11" print - $15.00 - or - 13 x 19" print - $20.00

11 x 8 1/2" print - $15.00 - or - 19 x 13" print - $20.00

8 1/2 x 11" print - $15.00

-= Stickers / Magnets / Buttons =-

3 x 4" Sticker or 2" Button - $3.00

3 x 4" Sticker or 2" Button - $3.00

3" Round Sticker or 2" Button - $3.00

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4" Sticker or Magnet - $3.00

3" Sticker or Magnet - $3.00

Set of Five 2" Stickers, or one 2" Button - $3.00

3" Round Sticker - $3.00

3" Round Sticker or 2" Button - $3.00

-= T-Shirts =-

T-Shirts available in four colors - Sizes from Small to 2X Large - $20.00

-= Greeting Cards =-

All Greeting Cards - $8.00 each

Children's Book - Homer's Big Adventure - $25.00

Funkybat Designs: ALL ITEMS ABOVE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE - Send payment via PayPal to kevinnw@hotmail.com ! (Free Shipping on all items!)

Vote Blue to Eliminate COVFEFE-45 - stickers on sale NOW!

The Trump Virus is sickening our country.  Help "flatten the turd" by Voting Blue to Eliminate COVFEFE-45 this fall!  

This design is available in both light blue and dark blue. Stickers are 3" in diameter, on sale now for $3.00 each!

Paypal me at kevinnw@hotmail.com to make a purchase!